Saturday · October 24, 2026
Silvana
is turning
“40 is fine when you look 29”
Geismar, Louisiana · Food at 4:00 PM
The details
When
Saturday
October 24, 2026
Food at 4:00 PM
Start time soon
Where
11349 Oak Run Dr
Geismar, LA 70734
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11349 Oak Run Dr, Geismar, LA 70734
Bring yourself. Bring a swimsuit-adjacent attitude. That’s it.
Countdown to the big one
until Silvana is officially, gloriously 40
Everybody, yeah
She wanted the Backstreet Boys,
so we got her the next best thing
Music video in production
Shaun is currently in the studio. Premiere at the party.
Verse
Ten-twenty-four, the date is set,
Bowl on the Geaux ain't rolled up yet.
Beads on the fence, the cups are cold —
She's turning forty. Don't say old.
Chorus
Everybody — yeah!
Silvana — yeah!
She's forty — yeah!
Looks twenty-nine — yeah!
Geismar, Louisiana, let me hear you say it now!
Bridge (for Kevin)
Now throw it back to '97,
five guys, one stage, denim heaven.
AJ, Howie, Nick and Brian —
but Kevin's the one she's still cryin' for.
Outro
Forty is fine, forty is gold,
forty is twenty-nine, retold.
So bring the cake and bring the noise —
tonight she's back with the Backstreet Boys.
Draft lyrics — Shaun reserves all rights to make these worse.
Forty years of this
Beads, parades, hedgehogs, and one extremely photogenic family.
A gallery of photos of Silvana with family and friends.